Something Impressive

Earning my Stripes

February 26, 2009 Impressive

I poured myself a box of Frosted Flakes last night, and I was shocked to see an actual “toy” in a modern day cereal.  I didn’t even have to send in and UPCs (like that one time I ate Life for an entire year just to get an Animaniacs stop watch).

More impressive than that, it was a step counter, which had apparently taken aprox. 95600 steps to get to me.  This thing is almost at capacity, and I’m pretty sure that when I reach the limit, I will have earned my stripes, and Tony the godamned Tiger himself will be there to congratulate me.

19 Comments

  1. Jill says:

    You poured yourself a whole box of The Flakes? Congrats.

  2. bryan says:

    thats gggggreat !!

  3. Jules McKarron- Duke of BuxleyNo Gravatar says:

    you didnt do anything to earn a congradualations from tony you over zealous swine. its the workers and delivery drivers who made it happen, for they are the true heros and the rightful members of the congradualtory visit fom the beast

    • joxorNo Gravatar says:

      Lmao, it’s true. Shame on you to accept credit for other people’s hard work. You’ve tarnished the good name of Frosted Flakes now. You should be put to death by stoning.

  4. bot says:

    YEAH! STOP USING UP ALL MY INTERNET

  5. RocketDogNo Gravatar says:

    Cute website but, c’mon… lose the profanities…….

  6. olo says:

    notice that all the anonymous people have the balls to swear and make fun of people on the internet? i do. i say that they should all be hunted down irl and forced to pay the people they bash online $100 each. that would be really cool.

    Olo

  7. MrBawnNo Gravatar says:

    I was expecting it to spell something upside down, like 5318008 or something.

  8. meezy says:

    not booles its boobies
    and that’s shopped.
    notice the pixels?
    i’ve spotted many shopped pix in my day.

  9. olo says:

    Bring it, I will rip your balls off and cook them on an open fire then feed them to hungry raccoons!!!

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