Top picture
“How does my ass look? Do these pants make it look big?”
“it looks damn fine in those khakis. Like a perfect peach, nice and juicy with a little bit of hair.”
Middle picture.
“Man I hate the guy on the phone.”
“Yeah me too.”
“He isn’t even talking to anyone.”
Bottom
“You look busy. Have a yogurt that expired last year.”
“Ooooh! pudding.”
“Yeah…. sure….. pudding.”
What impresses me is the different colored shirts.
Top picture
“How does my ass look? Do these pants make it look big?”
“it looks damn fine in those khakis. Like a perfect peach, nice and juicy with a little bit of hair.”
Middle picture.
“Man I hate the guy on the phone.”
“Yeah me too.”
“He isn’t even talking to anyone.”
Bottom
“You look busy. Have a yogurt that expired last year.”
“Ooooh! pudding.”
“Yeah…. sure….. pudding.”
Top picture suggestion 2.
“Better watch your BA-CK!”
*pees self*
Did you bring different colored shirts to work specifically for this purpose?
Yes, yes I did.