My Alarm Clock

Robert Frost

Ya, that’ll get you laid.

lizziemoser

uhm i would lay him
- loverofgeeks
  
  agreed.
- JACster
  
  Ditto.
Leprous

Only if your a gay clock fucker
- Thomas
  
  I don’t know. It certainly lacks the style I’d expect of a gay clock.
Anonymous

Doube ditto
- Anonymous
  
  And by “doube” i mean double

AssholeFucker

This is definitely photoshopped… it’s easy to tell since the pixels don’t line up like they would in a non-shopped picture. I think I would know, I’ve seen many shops in my lifetime.

Anonymous

i totally agree
James Rosenburg

Dear God you’re an idiot.
http://Dennis Charlie

why would this be a photoshopped alarm clock? and if it was, who cares.
Impresser
- fodigg
  
  holy shit no joke.
  
  Look at these angry replies. I had no idea the whole “tis shopped” hook was so solid.
  - Anonymous
    
    word. Bitches need to read up on their calssic memes.
Collin

No, no, no this is real, I swear. I had this when I was a kid too! Granted, I no longer use it but it is real.
J

I see no such evidence. And besides, why would the author bother to create something as tedious as that? In addition, the 90s DID happen.
Leprous

Go fuck another shit invested asshole, you asshole. Why the fuck would anyone (except you) take the time to photoshop a gay clock. Good God already!
garrett

Its real moron, i also used to have one
Asshole Fucker 2

The only way this is not photoshoped, is if it didn’t exist, hence: its shopped. Bunch of idiots don’t understand theory.
me

you are photoshopped
http://linkbee.com/L8G0 Caleb Godwin

I hate it when people say “Photoshopped”. You know there are other programs out there for image editing? I used The GIMP under Linux for image editing.

Not everything is “Photoshop”
hfmsn

why would you even bother photoshopping this…

FGY

I had that when I was a kid.
Fun Memories.

Nex

BAD. ASS.

http://westk.deviantart.com Ru

Oh my god, I used to have the same thing when I was younger. I wonder why I threw it away. It worked so much better than the one I have now.

Moshjosh

Epic. Its graphical style reminds me of “Saved by the Bell”s opening credits.

kz

dude, I’ve used that clock since I was six. It was a Christmas present.

http://dizzysmile.deviantart.com Brianna

I had that!

Holy crap!

Holy crap! i had that exact same alarm clock when i was a kid lol… man that takes me back…

Kyle

That’s awesome and I’m jealous. I used to have the same one.

ohmy

I’m ridiculously jealous.

Zephan H

Just stumbled on this, and had to comment because I haven’t seen a Nickelodeon alarm since I got rid of mine in the ’90s. Brings back memories.

http://candyskunk.blogspot.com chris

i miss the 90′s, everything was cooler when i was a kid

Caitlin

i envy your alarm clock.. i wonder if i could find one on ebay.

SaraAnn

Yes! I had the exact same one! What a flashback…rock on!

Barbi

I had this! It had that insane trumpet alarm.

Terry

@Robert Frost – I’d sleep with him, but never a pretentious jerk like you.

I will call you out

Dear “AssholeFucker”,

Excuse me, Mr. Butt Pirate, but I must say… this is most definitely NOT photoshopped. What breed of imbecile are you?

M

The kind only found in the depths of the internet slums?
Anonymous

I think he was taking the piss.

Anonymous

The 90-s were shopped as well

Anonymous

thats my alarm clock too

anu

Rock-n

Anonymous

Who the fuck tags this shit on stumble? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a b.a. alarm clock and all, I just don’t see why anyone would stumble it.

Impresser

Stumble on my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more

Boxxy

I still have this alarm clock. And I get laid.
Because I am Boxxy, you see?

Anonymous

That’s awesome! I saw that clock when I was about 12 and wanted one really bad. I still think it’s a neat clock!

Britty

I had one too. Why did I ever get rid of it?!? It was awesomeeeee.

ROFLCOPTER

BEST. ALARM CLOCK. EVER.

Herr Darmarbeiter

DUDE HOLY SHIT I’M STILL USING THAT EXACT SAME CLOCK.

Grant

TAKING PICTURES AT 11:27!!!!!
IT’S TIME FOR BED MISTER!

A A

This reply is photoshopped. It’s not text; it’s a solid image imitating lines of text. If you’re able to select portions of this text with your mouse or mouth, like you usually can with text, then this is also a virus, and illegal drugs.

Anonymous

Here’s the clock on ebay. Now it’s settled

Margl

I’m aboslutely shocked, i have that exact same clock
I hated it one of the alarms was the loudest thing youll ever wake up too

Isabella

I totally have that clock. I used to listen to the radio on it while I played the original Diablo.

Man, that brings back some memories.

Anonymous

my cuz also had one of those. good memories good memories

my gad!!

i only laugh at the idiots who think EVERYTHING is a creation/modification made on photoshop..

I used to love waking up to that insane laugh..!

Anonymous

No way! I still have one of these too! Although, I have since graduated to a different clock.

Anonymous

oh wow i have that!! i still use it today….soo cool!

Anonymous

i have the same one and still use it like 8 years later….arent the alarm options sick?

pickletits

is he a faggot?

Moses

To Anon above… I tag this shit on stumble:) clock rocks ass

mikelackey

i had that same clock.. badass

old school

that’s tight want to sell it? I’ll trade you my Bose iPod Hook up or give you $50 er maybe not. Any way love the trip down memory lane. and fuck the Photoshop trolls they’re just jealous that they don’t have one and that they have to pirate anything adobe because they still live in mom and dads basement and are like 35.

Joe

I HAD THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 8.

Holy moley, I nostalgia’d.

http://www.yadblog.com yadblog_dotcom

Ha! That’s awesome, I had one of those when I was a kid too..trying to remember what the alarms were..Reveille, radio, and a few others..help me out ;-P

Anonymous

Oh fuck. I’ve got one of these back at my mom’s house still. Nostalgia’d.

seattle

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! I got the same one, had it as long as i can remember (now 23) and i now feel really awesome and validated by this website. THANKS HOMIE!

Thera

I didn’t have this clock, but I did have an 80′s alarm clock in high school… through college… I finally got tired of it and my mother took it. She still uses it.

Neverlost

After seeing this I headed straight to ebay to find one!

rly

its funny that you ask why it is tagged on stumble… your retarded comments are the reason it is tagged, not the clock… lawl.

apro

I have the exact same clock, I love it

Jess

My sister totally had the phone to match that… She won it from a contest in the Nick magazine.

Anonymous

your all assholes except for the guy who posted this. You rock.

ben

ha I love my nickelodeon alarm clock as well.

Anonymous

dude

Anonymous

OMG i have the matching telephone!

Anonymous

thats newfag shit

Lexa

dude, I love you… nickelodian was the shit

Anonymous

If “nickelodian” was the shit then why can’t you spell it right?
- Catastrophic
  
  well you dont have to be a DICK about it .
  - TheGabe
    
    Innit
- Anonymous
  
  OK if you’re going to insult someone on their spelling at least spell “Nickelodeon” right, i mean come on, its on the picture

Anon

this isnt 4chan. and saying something like that would suggest youre in fact the new fag. lurk moar. i remember richard c. mongler and happy negro and talking about the good ol 90s in which we grew up. props to this alarm and props for still having it.

tidas

holy shit i used to have that i wonder were i put it

Anonymous

i saw this at radioshack. once. i dreamed of the day i could have it. but i never saw it again.

where have you been all my life, radio?

Michael Fionn

THis is awesome!I still have this clock too!

Michael Fionn

ths is awesome I have this clock too

Steven

holy crap i used to have one. stumble rocks, you rock too

Anonymous

stumble is amazing

Anonymous

I want one

Anonymous

I had one of those. Unfortunately, it broke on me a few years back…

Anonymous

i had a camera that was just like this

http://no! smeller

this smells like my grandmas balls. recycle your old shit and get laid more.

Nigel

Holy fuck shit, I used to have one of those. I need to find it again.

Anonymous

THE GAME. YOU ALL JUST LOST IT.

TheGabe

Cunt
FC

ahhhh F U!
anon

WTF!!

Anonymous

IZ that green slime at the top of the alarm?

Jaspar

I have that too. I used it until about 11th grade and its in the basement. =)

Mina

I remember always wanting to have those random Nickelodeon products they made. This was one of them.

sami.

I totally used to have two of those!! hah. it rocked. I forgot why I got rid of it!

aaron

it’s callled verb agreement
- Anonymous
  
  its called a dick in your butt, stop correcting peoples grammer like a cunthole
  - …
    
    It’s “grammar”.

James

I remember wanting one of those.

Anonymous

The game. You just won it.

Anonymous

I USED TO HAVE THAT EXACT SAME THING!!!

fucking shit, i loved it. I forgot what happened to it though

all the sounds it had were awesome

TheGabe

HOLY FUCK BITCH NIGGER TITS WANK I USED TO HAVE ONE OF TH- Oh wait no I didn’t.
I wish I did though it’s bitchin.

Peter

I have the same alarm clock! Believe it or not, it’s the one I currently use, too!

Anonymous

I have the same alarm clock!!

Torch

This is stupid. I found this while stumbling. What a wasted stumble. You get a thumbs down. Who gives a crap about anyone using the same old piece of junk alarm clock they had since they were young?

Anonymous

quit your bitching

Kiwi

WANT
WANT
WANT

flarnboggleton

I was going to post here but it looks like only complete assholes are allowed.

durp

I am surprised at the lack of understanding of rules 1 and 2 on this shit. newfags.

Justice

ZIM! This is an Invader ZIM! alarm clock isn’t it? I’d recognize Jhonen Vasquez’s design style anywhere.

ESVNSCR

‘Shopped. I can tell by the pixels. I’ve seen a lot of shops in my day.

Me

“Shopped” ….I didn’t know they still let morons in the internet. Not every pictured is PHOTOshopped.
….loser

Ludoface

I used to have one of these as well when i was younger.

however the flashing lights and the way the sounds blasted through the speakers, often shocked me awake to the point of having seizures on a few occasions.
thusly, I had to get rid of it.

Glad to see someone is still using one though! I loved that thing regardless.

http://lucylking.deviantart.com Luce Cannon

Very cool. I saw this, thought, “I gotta get one of these for my kids” because they’re really into older novelty things (aka- I refuse to let them get into modern toys aimed at children). Check ebay. I found two, neither of which was under $40. Wow. Be happy you kept yours, and in good condition.

Impresser

You know, yesterday when this post first went up they were under 20 bucks on ebay. This post has jumped the market value, so wait until things die down and check again.
- http://lucylking.deviantart.com Luce Cannon
  
  I’ll have to make a mental note to do that. Funny how that happens. Neat as it is, I won’t be paying $50. Maybe at some point, it’ll be a bit better.

noko

I HAVE THIS CLOCK

Chuckle

stumble is great for this

Anonymous

I used that exact clock for a long time.

Anonymous

stumble brought me here as well

ANONY

YOUR ALL FUCKNG GAY

Lok

Dear god, I need one of these. Good old 90′s.

rice

i still have this and it still works as well! i always had the knob turned to the ’3..2..1..’ whatever it was alarm and i pressed the demo button at least once a day. very cool alarm clock i really dig the green light thing.

chris

I think I used to have one of those… If only I had the foresight to have kept it

Matt

HAHA OMG i havent thought about that thing in soooo long
i love the alarm it does
3 2 1 THEN THAT TRUMPET SONG then that clock noise those bouncy noises then NICK NICK NICK NICKELODEON!!

Gabe

Jesus you just gave me major nostalgia. I got this clock when I was 6, and sometime since then it has gotten lost in the depths of time. Sigh. Lucky bastard.

camtron

shoped

cary

My brother and I had the same one! I love it!

Nate

Jesus, I still use mine. These things are built to last forever.

Joe

I had this alarm up until last year too! sadly we sold it in a garage sale. I might go looking for another one since my “contemporary” one is shit.

Anonymous

sauce?

othyrc33

ive had this for a really long time
it is insane.

http://bbc.co.uk/ Joffers

Oh my God, you are such a retard!
- Rep
  
  who the hell are you and what are you doing in my internet
http://google.com Russel Kogan

hey, i have that clock
Sammy_C

That is SO AWESOME…
AddyDaddy

totally KICKASS!!
Yoshisuds

I actually have the cassette player that has the Nickelodeon theme. I got it when i was in elementary school and I still have it.

Nate

I no longer have mine, but that crazy alarm tone haunts me in my dreams to this day.

http://terminalc.blogspot.com Pablo

I love it!!! It’s the classic stuff you are born to love

matt

dude i used to have that exact clock. it was pimpin

1701Abbicus

I remember that clock. I used to have one too. It would always scare the shit outa me though with the countdown.

Anonymous

i used to wake up to the countdown and then scramble to shut it off before the obnoxious trumpets could start, usually falling out of bed trying

snow kitty

i remember it, i wonder what ever happened to mine =[
the green glow was kinda eerie

http://www.joblesspunkdesigns.com/ JoblessPunk

lol, I had that when I was like 10… I think I sold it at a garage sale…

http://roulettesecretsuncovered.co.uk Martin Lewis

If that were for sale today, I would buy one!

juiikhuik

I have one of these. I’ve had it since they first came out. Still works great. No other alarm clock is quite as loud as this one.

http://thesandwichmachine.blogspot.com/ walrus

My alarm clock, while not as…colorful…as that one is my oldest possession and in fact dates back to the early eighties. I’ve thought about getting a new one from time to time, but then it does what an alarm clock is supposed to, tell time and wake me up. Plus, I’m keen to see how long it will last. I think it might survive me.

Thomas

I had the same alarm clock. Counts down before it starts playing bugle music, right? Big red button is the snooze, the wavy line lights up. Man that think was awesome.

Anonymous

I used to have that clock too. Oh the nostalgia… it broke a few years ago

Anonymous

duuuuude i miss mine. the alarm stopped making sound and the big button broke off. i miss it’s trumpet blast sooooo much

Matt

OMG! i used to have that too when i was like 12!! thats amazing that youve kept it all these years!

thats seriously brings back some memories. i wonder if they have some on ebay…

Matt

that and the yakbak

Grant

Yes, but did you have the matching phone as well?

Anonymous

I saw one of these at a Goodwill the other day for about $2 and seriously considered purchasing it

tom

I’ve got the same one… i use it to listen to the radio in the shower every day. Thanks 90′s

estefax

totally cool!

rynnie

I used to have that too and yes… it was a race to shut it up before the trumpets lol

reuben

Thats a wikked alarm clock i want it!!!!

stephan

OMG I thought I was the only person who has been using that clock since I needed an alarm in JR high school.

Don’t let anyone knock your clock man, it works better than most I have found AND it still works.

Of course now any time I hear the Nickelodeon slogan I cringe.
Yea I’m 24 now.

Jacqui

I so totally used to have this.
Mine unfortunately did stop working, the alarm stopped sounding.
I’m sad about it too, I would totally love to have this again.

…oh, memories.

gangster of the sea

WOW!! i used to have this exact same clock! i totally forgot about it until i saw this… wonderful!

llamagirl

I have this too! I was actually thinking about digging it out of my parents basement before I move. It was a great alarm clock, though I do remember the “Ni-ni-ni-nick nick nick Nickelodeon!” alarm got pretty annoying after awhile.

http://www.cronny.com Nick

Augh! I forgot all about this until I stumbled it here! I need one!

Merik

My little brother threw it against the wall one day. It was a tragedy to rival Shakespearean work.

Aaron

I HAVE THIS ALSO, still works and i love the alarms for it, used to be the only thing that could get me up

jon

still have mine

Yvonne

I still have that clock in my closet somewhere…. lol

Kyle

I used to love that thing! I have never been able to take care of stuff though – so it’s been gone a Loooong time.

shane

hahaha

http://www.pythontr.jimdo.com kızılsungur

That’s fine!

Datura

I used to have this alarm clock. I spent many mornings unplugging that asshole.

Thomas

OMG LOLZX!!!! i had this when i was 10, 12, 13!!!! what was that like 5 years ago or something?

http://burritoenthusiast.blogspot.com Valerian

Oh man! I had that clock until I was 20 or so. There was a song in 2Xtreme for the PS1 that had a little bit that sounded like the little countdown on this clock, and every time I heard it, I would shudder.

.porphyria.

I’ll buy it off you!

SCADie

why would someone shoop a clock into
and image…and even if they did, it’s not
like the clock is made in PS so…it exists
somewhere and isn’t this picture more
about the novelty of the clock and not
the location?

Bowman

I had that same one too, don’t know where it is now

Liz

That clock was evil — the countdown sequence still gives me nightmares…. sadly, mine is no longer thanks to trusty bedside hammer.

steve

haha no way i use that alarm clock! i won it when i was like 12 or some shit

Anonymous

I used to beg my parents to buy this for me and they never did!

britni

wow i had this alarm clock too…. it was my FAVORITE too bad its gone to the great nightstand in the sky now

Lizzie

I had a phone like that…actually two (one for my sister and one for me) but we broke both of them…DX

Jamie

Wow! i still have mine as well! but the red button fell off. A real chick magnet when you bring your date home… apparently it’s “cute”, therefore makes me “sexy”? i don’t see the connection but im not complaining.

kicker3000

u wanna make some money? ill buy it from you just name a price.. i have been looking for another one for a while now and cant find on anywhere
kicker3000 at gmail.com

melissa

where can i buy one of these please help me i want one of these soo bad…?

fuuuuck

i remember that clock.. i wish i still had it…

April

Oh my god I completely forgot about my first alarm clock ever until I saw this… I had that EXACT same one probably a decade ago.

Thank you for the massive flashback!

Sean

I remember having that. It was so awesome.

Lee

OMG! I still use this same alarm clock. Ive had it about for about 11years. I had the walkman but my school principal took it from me and I never got it back. I feel so good that there is someone still out there like me.

http://cheesybacon.net craig

I have that same clock. I can’t wake up without that foghorn.

AshGavs

Oh how I miss that alarm clock!!

http://thisaintnews.com JTX

oh you lucky son of a bitch.

Mandy

I have that one too! Had it since I was 8. I’m 22 now and it still works perfectly!

ryan

Ha, mine broke

Don

I wish I had that clock; but I do have a Taz the Tasmanian Devil alarm clock that I’ve had since I was 7 or 8. I’m almost 19 now.

Dan

I’ve had one since I was 9 and I’m turning 24 this year…still works great!

Dylan

Dude, i totally have that clock sitting in my dorm right now, and i feel the same way, why throw it away if its not broken!

kat

dude to the owner of the clock keep on rocking the things of our generation you rock!!!! ^_^ if i had known how much id miss mine id have held on to it

Sean

OMG! I have this thing! It still works great and I use it as a radio in my shower! THIS IS AWESOME!

Anonymous

I had this clock!! Awesome!!

Anonymous

no fuckin way….i used to have this and i though that i was the only one. i frickin love that

http://none Nicholas Dickson

Hey everyone, just to lay out my point,1.) no this is not photoshopped, 2.) I owned this when I was a kid,
3.) I broke it on purpose not much later, (one of the alarm settings was the “nickelodeon” song)
4.) I kind of miss it now that I’m older…

A comma goes inside quotes; faggot

Man, don’t act cute, that’s spelling not grammar. No one gives a fuck about spelling. Grammar though… That’s some serious shit.

Liz

Anyone who thinks this is shopped is fucking retarded. Lol.

I miss mine. D: I think it got trashed before I hit highschool.

iliikepie

A lot of comments on here are about wanting to buy one of these for a high price on ebay. Last time I was at Goodwill I saw this clock for for about 3 dollars.

Alexandria

I have it <3

Greg B

I HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID oh wow this brings back memories

Christi

I didn’t have one of these but I always wanted one!

becca

hell yeah~ In college and I STILL have it. I’m not getting another until they make one just like this one for adults. XDD I love that little lever.

And the count down before the loud noise is one of my favorite things. It gives me a chance to get up and shut it up before it gets too loud.

honeychild1212

My sister used to have one just like that. I loved it when I was a kid.

Frakin awesome, I’d totally use it.

Cologuy1984

I have mine still. I use it every day and it rocks. And while it hasn’t specifically gotten me laid, it is so badass that it doesn’t hurt.

misfits

i have one 2 hjahjahjaj since i was like 10

Anonymous

This is definitely real. I had it when I was a kid too.

Anonymous

I had the same one!! It use to wake me up for grade school. This post makes me soooo nostalgic! I should have never thrown mine out ..NIC-NA-NIC-NIC-NIC-NA-NIC-NIC-NIC-NICKALODEOOOON!!!

Ethan

Dude. I have that still too. It’s still on my nightstand, but I unplugged it cause it’s annoying.

Elizab

I as well own one of these clocks. I enjoy the trumpet alarm.

ALiGurl

I had this clock in highschool, i would still use it if i still had it , was the best sound to wake up to ever.

Sageona Piccirillo

haha it is definitely not photoshopped. i’ve been using one for so long idk when or how i got it. it wasnt until this year when i went to college that i got a new one lmao.

It was a joke!

Dear God people he was joking! Have any of you a sense of humor? Could you actually be that dim witted as to believe he really thinks that over it being an old over-used meme?

Sorry I don’t normally comment on blogs but you all astound me.

Bl___k

What the hell man, What kind of sleeper are you? You’ve had this clock how long and not once have you thrown it into the wall hard enough for it to kill it?

Kalifah

Oh shit I used to have that clock when I was little !! Good times.. good times..

Andy

I have the same alarm clock!!!!! nick nick nick nick nick nick nick nick, nickolodeon!!!! awesome

Chris

that clock is awesome the comments after it even more awesome! i love the interwebs

Lelele

Oh mai gahd. This is awesome. I am jealous. What the fuck. I want. *_*

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Cristin

I used to have this alarm clock. I had it from about age 8 to about 20. I loved it so much. Revile woke me up out of a dead sleep. The only reason I don’t have it anymore is because it got so old that it started to short when it would go off. When the light on top would start going off with the alarm it would short and kick the alarm off. =[ I’m in the market for a new one!

Cristin

** Reveille hahahahaha revile?

Miles

I had this alarm clock as a little kid.
I broke the red button on top with my fist because the alarm was so annoying that I had to jump out of bed and slam it out of frustration.
It was a cute little thing, it worked like a charm.
This isn’t photoshopped.

Taylor

I currently have one of these! The button is broken but it still works!

checkplus

Yep, I wake up to this every morning. My parents got it for me when I was little because it did the old Nickelodeon theme(my name is Nick)