Something Impressive

This Will Get Me Laid.

April 24, 2009 Impressive

Re: my last post.  Suck on that, Internet.

37 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    fuck year

  2. LuLu says:

    omg. you win.lol! Thats amazing.

  3. Chris says:

    I read the comments on your last post. Those guys are a bunch of low life’s. Keep representing our generation, thats what Im saying. A generation those kids on your other post will never understand. The ironic part is, most of them are sitting in front of their computer, posting calling our generation gay… and they sit there probably still a virgin, with a sponge bob rug in the background. The alarm clock is freaking awesome, makes mine look plane.. haha.

  4. Anon says:

    reminds me of those roo shoes with the little condom pockets or whatever haha. are you afraid of the dark man? HAH

  5. Derek says:

    Dude…I have the same alarm clock, and have also used it since. Why fix what ain’t broke?

  6. Anon says:

    If i was with a guy, unsure if I wanted to sex him, and the he pulls a durex condom from the little drawer in is nickelodeon lamp next to his nickelodeon radio clock… it’d be a wrap! ;-)

  7. Maddox says:

    Win.

  8. AlixNo Gravatar says:

    I love you.

  9. BlaineNo Gravatar says:

    Dude, this is awesome! I used to have the cassette tape stereo that matched those. I always wanted to get the alarm clock to match. Never seen the lamp, but it’s bad-ass.

    Is it just me or do they not build toys to the same level of quality these days?

  10. ColorMe says:

    Does that lamp have a tape dispenser?

  11. scandalousNo Gravatar says:

    hot.

  12. duh says:

    Hmmm, your bed, wall, and night table changed from first post to last. I don’t know what’s worse- actually having this lamp, or pretending to.

    • Moses says:

      he moved the lamp and alarm clock to get the shot together. This isn’t how he has it set up in his room. The shot from last post was where it actually is. That is why the walls and stand look different. Why does everyone need to believe everything is photoshopped?

    • ColorMe says:

      Yeah people on the internet are insane. I’ve been in his apartment he has the fucking lamp. Although technically this picture has been photoshopped.

    • MNo Gravatar says:

      Neither? That setup is fucking awesome!

  13. teo says:

    Got WOW.

  14. Anonymous says:

    i think you won the internet.

    good deal man :)

  15. Anonymous says:

    Oh my goodness. I haven’t seen this thing in so long! I don’t remember how long I had it when I was younger. That thing was awesome.

  16. karson says:

    hot damn, that is sexy.

  17. EdiNo Gravatar says:

    Oh baby ;)

  18. Maverick says:

    Shit yeah! That is pretty much the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. I wish I had that setup.

  19. DomNo Gravatar says:

    Ha Ha That’s amazing! If I could track those down in the UK I’d throw my digital radio out of the window so fast that it’d hit the floor at least a minute before anyone heard it smash.
    You win.

  20. Jesssica LeeNo Gravatar says:

    I’d give you a go. I <3 the nineties.

  21. nicoleNo Gravatar says:

    brilliant. and yes, in my book that would get you laid hah

  22. mark says:

    haha i have the same alarm clock. ive had it for many years

  23. JustinNo Gravatar says:

    Ha! I was born in the 90’s and raised in them. I loved Nickelodeon, I unfortunately never had any of the products though

  24. ZachNo Gravatar says:

    god, i remember how the alarm would scare the shit out of me when i was a kid.

    what noises does it make, i remeber trumpets and a bomb dropping…

  25. Kelli says:

    I feel like a condom being under that kind of direct heat would make the condom vulnerable to breaking.

  26. evanNo Gravatar says:

    i used to have that damn alarm clock it had the weirdest wake up thing but it would def get me into a girls pants

  27. magdalaNo Gravatar says:

    this WILL get you laid.

  28. Steve says:

    I TOTALLY HAD THIS DESK LAMP WHEN I WAS A KID. Btw, you’re missing the calculator that fits in that space in the center.

  29. AnonymooseNo Gravatar says:

    WARNING! Results may vary. I tried to emulate the setup seen in this picture, and did NOT get “laid.”

  30. com mentorNo Gravatar says:

    you may get laid but it wil prolly be buttsecks

  31. myers says:

    best alarm clock i ever owned, i was awake and slamming the button before the countdown, the loud ass rumbling would wake me up!

  32. 2 is 2wice as niceNo Gravatar says:

    I used to have that alarm clock, but I never used it as such, but as a radio instead.

  33. OMG Losers says:

    Become adults…you- getting laid with THAT?! Kids’ stuff. Very impressive for the women…

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