Something Impressive

Yes, those are baloney sammitchs cut into dinosaur shapes. Thanks to roofietruck for this one.

The other day, my Crisco expired. Think about that.

Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I poured myself a box of Frosted Flakes last night, and I was shocked to see an actual “toy” in a modern day cereal.  I didn’t even have to send in and UPCs (like that one time I ate Life for an entire year just to get an Animaniacs stop watch).

More impressive than that, it was a step counter, which had apparently taken aprox. 95600 steps to get to me.  This thing is almost at capacity, and I’m pretty sure that when I reach the limit, I will have earned my stripes, and Tony the godamned Tiger himself will be there to congratulate me.