Something Impressive

I’ve got yer irregularly shaped, soft item right here.

Thanks to mojowijo, you can!

I’m just confused why they didn’t go the fleshlight approach with the male attachment.  I hope they also come with a waterproof sleeve.  Also, I can never go to a friend’s house and use their controllers ever again.

Someone decided to use their crochet powers for evil.

Great, and I’m going to Japan next month. Even if this is CG, I’m still impressed.