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	<title>Something Impressive &#187; oh dear god</title>
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		<title>Hippo Crap Explosion</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Robot Boner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 07:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Impresser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got yer irregularly shaped, soft item right here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got yer irregularly shaped, soft item right here.</p>
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		<title>Ever wanted to screw your Wii?</title>
		<link>http://www.somethingimpressive.com/2010/11/ever-wanted-to-screw-your-wii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 03:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Impresser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to mojowijo, you can! I&#8217;m just confused why they didn&#8217;t go the fleshlight approach with the male attachment.  I hope they also come with a waterproof sleeve.  Also, I can never go to a friend&#8217;s house and use their controllers ever again.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.mojowijo.com/">mojowijo</a>, you can!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m just confused why they didn&#8217;t go the fleshlight approach with the male attachment.  I hope they also come with a waterproof sleeve.  Also, I can never go to a friend&#8217;s house and use their controllers ever again.</p>
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		<title>Terrifying Crochet Clown Mask is Terrifying</title>
		<link>http://www.somethingimpressive.com/2010/10/terrifying-crochet-clown-mask-is-terrifying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Impresser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone decided to use their crochet powers for evil.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/pwntato">Someone</a> decided to use their crochet powers for evil.</p>
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		<title>Another terrible thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Impresser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great, and I&#8217;m going to Japan next month. Even if this is CG, I&#8217;m still impressed.]]></description>
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<p>Great, and I&#8217;m going to Japan next month.  Even if this is CG, I&#8217;m still impressed.</p>
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		<title>You Will Never Poop Again</title>
		<link>http://www.somethingimpressive.com/2009/06/you-will-never-poop-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Ever wonder what is in your sewer pipes?]]></description>
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<p>Ever wonder what is in your sewer pipes?</p>
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